Florida Man Pees On Cops Sandwich

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2013/03/florida_man_pees_on_cops_sandw.php

(thanks B.W.)

Pia Zadora, Broadway Star: Frank Sinatra 'Used To Throw Spaghetti At Me'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/pia-zadora-frank-sinatra-spaghetti-video_n_2586355.html

D.C. man who shot dogs biting boy could face charges

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/23/man-who-shot-dogs-biting-boy-could-face-charges/

(thanks to B.W.)

Chinese workers dance Gangnam Style to protest over unpaid wages

Construction workers from Wuhan say dance was the only way to draw attention to problems

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/23/chinese-workers-gangnam-style-protest

Let elderly people 'hurry up and die', says Japanese minister

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/22/elderly-hurry-up-die-japanese

'Self-destructive' killer who left psychiatric hospital stole from man he met on bondage site, court hears

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/selfdestructive-killer-who-left-psychiatric-hospital-stole-from-man-he-met-on-bondage-site-court-hears-20130117-2cv0i.html

(thanks to B.W.)

Huffington Post, of course :P